An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.
“It takes a very secure man to walk like that.”
Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team.
tldr; the ladies save the world instead
Because we’ll need them too.
miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips
In Poland, a photographer found a group of cats and dogs hanging out together in the leaves. Apparently, no one told them that dogs and cats are enemies.:)
(Photographed by Joseph Szalapski)
i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell
when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
whyd you only reblog me when youre high
i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause
dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you